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Does anyone else have one of these? 😂 There’s always one in each family (in reality I think I have 2 but then I am slightly outnumbered…) You know the one I’m talking about… you give them a present and they’d rather play with the box. The headu002Flegsu002Farms of toys are apparently better off than on, the table is made for standing jumpingu002Fdancing on, rather than sitting at – (FYI - that goes for my entire body too. Human bouncy castle right here. Because nothing says I love you like a swift kick to the ribs 🤦🏼‍♀️) Well Rufus, my sweet little baby – is heading like a bulldozer into toddler town. And he’s becoming – that kid. You know the one other parents rise their eyebrows at as I smile slightly manically whilst trying to stop him riding the dog. 🙄 Oh, we’re talking tantrums, defiance (you should the see the pout), sheer bloody mindlessness and a wilful streak that near brings me to my knees. Toast for dinner again with Mr Tumble on repeat you say? Yep, choose my battles – you got it kid. 👍🏻 And as I sat in the soft play (that does a shit show of a coffee but I’d drink bin juice if it means I can get 5 minutes of peace) watching all the other toddlers merrily playing in the brightly coloured germ fest. Mine was trying to escape out of the window. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Then when I finally lured him back (because woe betide I’m paying over £10 for entry and my mug of pond water only to leave after 10 minutes) he wanted to sit on the one trike that the other kid was sat on - naturally. And then… Well, then he then decided he’d rather just walk about in my boots. As you do. 😂 And looking at that face – (as he then proceeded to throw said boots at another child). Who am I to argue?! 😂 Nope, there’s no denying it - I couldn’t help but love him more. 🥰 Curls get the girls… aint that the truth. He’s got me wrapped his finger this one. So bring it on toddler life. I’m ready for you… (er, also - send help – and wine…) 🙏🏼 Anyone else got a little angel of their own? 🙄 xx